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- November 22, 1993
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- Top Ten Demands Of The Striking Flight Attendants
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- 10. Maximum of 1,000 "bye-bye nows" per week
- 9. Actual cash bonus at Christmas instead of gallon of jet fuel in holiday
- container
- 8. No longer have to go "Oooh!" when pilot points out Grand Canyon
- 7. Every year on your birthday, you get a free flight to the moon, where a
- delicious birthday cake is waiting
- 6. No more Hulk Hogan inflight movies
- 5. Every now & then, just for fun, you get to shout, "Turbulence!" and dump a
- pot of hot coffee into a passenger's lap
- 4. No longer have to certify couples qualifying for Mile High Club
- 3. Option not to leave airplane when on the ground in New York
- 2. Pilots must keep their pants in the upright and locked position
- 1. Three words: Cockpit hot tub
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